A Crisis of Age

I was watching the Senior British Open today, particularly Greg Norman. All of a sudden, I started feeling a slight panic, a twinge deep in my subconscious that rippled outward toward the surface. Greg Norman is 50. He can't be 50! I've been watching him for several years, and for him to be a member of the Senior Tour, that would mean that as he has gotten older, so have I! And I refuse to be more than 29 no matter how many years ago that was.