I just love these new relationship terms. Being blissfully single and child free, I am unfamiliar with such circumstances as the Dump Slump, the Honeymoon Factor and the Nappy Factor. However, I did get an education by reading This Article from the Telegraph.Co.Uk.
And a rare personal observation: She was all wrong for him. He needs to find some nice girl next door back home in Spain who has nothing to do with golf.